On Analog

... you know I'm going to make it weird, right?

Terribly sorry in advance for only offering pornographic content on VHS, CD, and cassette, starting in like, I dunno, ten minutes? Seriously. It’s that or Loyalfans, and I have to say, I am not about these feed-based platforms.

Will you buy yourself a VHS player and tape deck to experience me? It seems a fair price to pay for extremely limited edition content, given that you are apparently a man who is too cowardly to buy me a drink.

The tapes are already being mixed. They are all pink plastic. I am making the inserts myself. How romantic am I, right?